President of VBS

Today I started VBS in the childcare room and quickly realized I have the necessary leadership skills to rule the world!  The other kids follow me everywhere, I spit wherever I want, I jump on the volunteer helpers at will and can scale the counter tops to distribute snacks to my minions whenever I see fit.  I think I will start my bid for the 2056 Presidential campaign soon (& ruler of the free world not long after that).