"Everything I need to know about women, I learned from THE B!"
Lesson 3:
Being only 2, I don't claim to know much about women, but this much I know to be true:
1) There's usually a method to their madness.
And,
2) "The Look" followed by, "I told you so" is just about the most humbling statements they can utter.
Take it from me fellas, when a women nicely "asks" you to do something, don't question, just say "Yes, Dear" and move on.
*For a practical application of this lesson, see: "Disappearing Act X 10 + Danger = Near Heart Attack"
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Disappearing Act X 10 + Danger = Near Heart Attack
My Mom still wonders why my Dad questions her decisions to do things.
For example...my car seat is placed in the third row of her SUV. Why? If you recall, I enjoy rolling down the widow & making my shoes disappear.
On this particular day, in a hasty rush, my Dad put my seat in the middle row & neglected to enable the "child safety lock" on the door. I quietly took off my shoes and grabbed two books. While traveling at a swift 45 MPH, the overhead lights and the loud dinging from the alert system notified my parents that I had thrown open the door & almost simultaneously out went my sandals & the books.
After the screaming stopped, the panic subsided , and she determined her pulse was at an acceptable rate, my Mom gave my Dad "The Look".
As a follow-up, see "Women: Lesson 3, Everything I need to know about women, I learned from THE B!'"
For example...my car seat is placed in the third row of her SUV. Why? If you recall, I enjoy rolling down the widow & making my shoes disappear.
On this particular day, in a hasty rush, my Dad put my seat in the middle row & neglected to enable the "child safety lock" on the door. I quietly took off my shoes and grabbed two books. While traveling at a swift 45 MPH, the overhead lights and the loud dinging from the alert system notified my parents that I had thrown open the door & almost simultaneously out went my sandals & the books.
After the screaming stopped, the panic subsided , and she determined her pulse was at an acceptable rate, my Mom gave my Dad "The Look".
As a follow-up, see "Women: Lesson 3, Everything I need to know about women, I learned from THE B!'"
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