So when the instructions were given, “Please go pee before you get in the car.” I was happy to oblige.
Without question, I took myself out to the garage, opened the car door, stood on the running boards, relieved myself on the garage floor and got in the car. I even hopped into my car seat and attempted to buckle.
When questioned about my motives, simply put, I said, “I go pee. I get in car.”
Naturally, I was confused by my Mother’s disapproving reaction. Put that deep sigh and eye roll away, Lady. As far as I am concerned, I did nothing wrong. As a matter of fact, I think a “thank you” is in order for my obedience.
