Church Itinerary

I love Church!
My parents, on the other hand, think it's the most exhausting hour of the week.

This was Sunday's itinerary:
I sang "Ring-Around-The-Rosie" during "hold hands" time (though everyone else seemed to be talking about "Our Father").
I sang "Happy To You" (my own rendition of "Happy Birthday") when the newly baptized babies got their candles lit.
I accused Riley of pooping her pants during "shake your neighbors hand" time.
I laughed hysterically & yelled "TOOTIE! 'SCUSE YOU", when Avery farted during "close your eyes, fold your hands & be quiet" time.

My parents moved me to the "behind the glass" area so Fr. Len couldn't hear me anymore.  So I had to yell, "PEACE TO YOU, FADER LEN" for the remainder of Church so he would know I was still there.

I think a good time was had by all...all but my parents.
I can't wait til next Sunday!

I Always Listen

Mother, when you tell me to "put my water in the cup holder", please remember that I am 2 and I ALWAYS do exactly what I'm told.
So, after taking the top off of my water bottle, I filled the cup holder with the water & proceeded to use it as a splash pad for the remainder of the car ride home.
Thanks for the great idea & the 15 minutes of entertainment.

Pushing Buttons

In the time it took my mom to get out of the car & see my sister onto the bus, I was easily able to lock the car doors & call my new friend at On-Star Emergency.  When the nice gentleman asked "what's your emergency?", I simply replied "I push buttons".

My Mom agrees.