The Cat-Call

Today I learned the art (and joy) of the cat-call.  Usually "hey-baby" is meant for actual babies, but today discovered it works on blond 20-somethings in tight, low-cut, v-neck t-shirts too.  After "hey, babying" her, she bopped over energetically & gave me some requested knuckles.  She then noticed how cute my chunky cheeks were (naturally) and bent down to squeeze them. Without pause, I yelled "BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS!" and slapped at her milk-makers hysterically.  She found that adorable, too.  Come on ladies, it's too easy.