Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Just Not Knowing Any Better

Here's the upside to pretending to "just not know any better"...
When I innocently hand my Mom the chunk of hair that I just cut off my sister's head, she just looks confused.  I don't try to hide it, I just smile because "I just don't know any better".  I can usually bank on my innocence & cuteness carrying me pretty far. ;)

Here's the downside...
It doesn't always work.  And no matter how cute the new hair cut is after the hairdresser fixes my masterpiece, my Mom is still pissed.

Upwind

Dear Mom,
Thank you for FINALLY potty-training me.  I think the beach is the perfect place to learn.  If I could spell, I would have written my name in the sand!
As a side note, you think you would have learned the power of the wind after the beach ball incident...NEVER STAND UPWIND OF A BOY PEEING!  Thanks all the same.