Chivalry

Just when you think all is lost...while walking in the mall I spot a hot little number holding her mom's hand outside Gymboree & make a B-line for her.  Before my mom could reach me, I grasp her hand, get down on one knee and ever to delicately kiss her hand.  Just as my mom gets there (with a puzzled yet concerned look on her face) I gently stroke her cheek and kiss her forehead.  Her mom is in awe of the sweet angel that I am (I call it my A-Game). Not everyone knows the rep I have established at multiple gyms in the area, so I've still got a chance with some of the ladies.