Got Milk?

I learned so much today at Dairy Discovery.
I saw cows eat, pee & poop (not necessarily in that order).
I fed a calf from a giant bottle & much like all the other babies I know, they didn't mind sharing just a little sip with me (there was plenty to go around, no need for them to eat like a cow).
Finally, we visited the milking station...and that's when the fun began.
After the teacher took the "milkers" off the cow, she showed us where the milk came from.  She even drank right from the spraying cow.
Wanting to get in on that action, I walked next to the source & she squirted the warm, unpasteurized drink directly into my mouth.  That's when I saw them...ALL FOUR OF THEM!
I wiped my chin & yelled "PENIS MILK" (much to the teacher's amusement).
She said she had never heard it called that.
Really?  It just seems obvious.

Hang On

SWEEEEEEEET! I just discovered the BEST THING EVER!
After opening the door into the garage & directing me to get into the car, my Mom realized that she had forgotten her purse inside the house.  She then pressed the garage door opener & turned around to go back in the house to get her purse.

Seeing the door rise was all I needed to conjure up the idea that I should grab onto that baby & see where it takes me.  I ran to the door & grabbed the bottom lip for what was to be an AWESOME RIDE!

My Mom returned to find me dangling from the open door like a trained chimp.  I have decided that I have amazing finger strength and, I should mention, my Mom moves pretty fast in 3 inch heels.

Told you it was sweet!