Find spray bottle.
Find squeegee.
Go outside.
Spray door wall windows with spray bottle.
Squeegee windows.
Run out of water.
Contemplate options.
Decide faucet is too far.
Remember I have the ability to make my own spray bottle.
Pull down my pants.
Pee on the windows.
Squeegee pee off windows.
Go inside.
Proudly tell my Mom, “I wash you windows!”
My Mom smiles, because she is more than surprised at the beauty of the streak-free clean a little urine can provide.
Your Welcome.
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