I'M BACK! My temporary ban from the gym daycare has been lifted. My Mom was able to leave me there for 60 whole minutes & I was an angel.
Now she can quit blaming me for those mysterious 10 lbs & take some accountability in her love of all things salty, crunchy & begin with the word "Lays".
Dear Mother, I lay claim to many of the wrongs you have encountered since my arrival into this world, but the junk in your trunk is all you sista'.
I'll let you know if I fall off the wagon tomorrow when she attempts a second day.
We shall see.
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