Today I decided to take it easy. When I went in Riley's room to wake her with a kiss (just as I do every morning) I saw IT just sitting there. So I took the red sharpie & wrote all over her carpet & sheets & then on myself. While my mom was trying to "Mr. Clean" that mess, I rolled the empty wine glass that was sitting on my Mom's nightstand down the stairs (in my defense, it very much looked like a ball on a stick). And while she was sweeping the shattered glass off the floor, I stuffed 11 washcloths down the toilet.
All before 8 am.
It's all part of my master plan to have my mom committed by year's end.
91% Iso...Rubbing Alcohol will get sharpie out of fabric and carpet. Just sayin'.
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