Monday, March 19, 2012

Be Specific...

As you know, I always listen.  I always do exactly as I am told.
So when the instructions were given, “Please go pee before you get in the car.” I was happy to oblige.

Without question, I took myself out to the garage, opened the car door, stood on the running boards, relieved myself on the garage floor and got in the car.  I even hopped into my car seat and attempted to buckle.

When questioned about my motives, simply put, I said, “I go pee.  I get in car.”

Naturally, I was confused by my Mother’s disapproving reaction.  Put that deep sigh and eye roll away, Lady.  As far as I am concerned, I did nothing wrong.  As a matter of fact, I think a “thank you” is in order for my obedience.

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