Goodbye Terrible Twos!

Today is my last day of being 2.  I’ve heard this year is called “The Terrible Twos”, so I’ve decided to send it out in a similar style to which I’ve lived it…full throttle.

Since the moment I rolled my aggressive behind out of bed this morning, I’ve been a complete nuisance, irrationally naughty, and downright angry.

I’m sure my Mom is thinking this all ends tomorrow…I’ll be 3, after all!
I say, just wait.  The only difference is I’ll be bigger, older, smarter, stronger, and know more words (and not the kind you were hoping I knew).

In a nutshell, take my age of 2, multiply it by 6, subtract 3 then take the square root and you have one of two things…someone with an aching brain from simple math or better yet, ME!

Look out world, I’ve got plans!