While taking my sister outside for her carpool ride, my Mom left me alone with my NEW addiction & I found "the stash". I couldn't help myself, I jumped right in the bucket & dug in.
While still chewing the Twix and Hershey Kiss, I shoved a Twizzler in. I don't even need to chew, just ingest.
Why would such a "holiday" be created? It's like having "national crack day" & giving everyone just one hit for free. You know they will come back for more...they have to.
Now my Mom is cutting me off COLD TURKEY! I saw her dump the bucket of goodness in the trash...THE WHOLE BUCKET! Now what am I supposed to do? Maybe toothpaste has some high fructose corn syrup, I can lick the bathroom counters and get at least a few grams.
I can already feel the shakes coming on! WHY?!? Just one hit to help with the withdrawal!
Someone, Anyone, PLEASE bring me some candy. I will pay, oh, I will pay plenty!
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