New Habits

It's been said that it takes 21 days to form a habit...I beg to differ.
In the course of just one week, I have managed to form two very entertaining habits...at least I think so.

1) Did you know that a dining table makes the perfect stage?  I do now.
I insist on standing on the table and singing my new favorite song: "Booty, Booty, Booty!", preferably during meal time.  I was unaware that a counter-height table would make such an ideal platform to preform, so thank you to all that allowed this discovery (you know who you are ;)

2) After taking a drink of any liquid, I insist on holding it in my cheeks chipmunk-style until someone notices.  The first to notice is usually the one on the receiving end of my mouth sprinkler.  That is unless everyone notices (which is my preference) and then it's like a game of Russian-Roulette, and the first to make me laugh hard enough gets sprayed.

PS~I think my Mom is secretly trying to video these fantastic new habits because she finds them just as hilarious as I do, but she would NEVER admit it.  Keep your eyes peeled for a video uplink soon, I think she's looking to meet Bob Saggat on AFHV.