"Everything I need to know about women, I learned from THE B!"
Lesson 1:
Show up unannounced at your lady's house on her birthday with flowers and a balloon. When she answers (& all of her relatives HAPPEN to be there with her) give her the gifts, a kiss & then turn to leave. After your mom straps you in your car seat, patiently wait 25 years until she's of-age to marry you. In the mean time, add more shenanigans to The B-Blogs.
Hopefully she has forgiven (and forgotten) the minor infraction of biting her face (twice) you are guilty of...even if your shirt gives you away.
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