I believe I have something here...follow me for a moment.
Say, you are a two year old boy and need the use of BOTH hands at any given moment, but also need to carry around your favorite lizard. What's a boy to do, you say? How about the HAMMOCK-HAT?!? That's right, when your mom isn't looking, find her unmentionables, gently sling your lizard in one of the compartments & place the other convenient compartment on your head. I think it is going to catch on like those stupid feathers all the girls have in their hair. I await your prompt and favorable response. Thank you.
Future Inventor,
Brennan
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