Do you have any idea just how many things I can fit into the multiple holes on my face? A LOT! I started the morning inserting a green M&M into my nose. After my mom fished it out, she threw it in the garbage. That's right, a perfectly good M&M, gone. She thinks that will "cure" me of this new found fun-time, dream on sister.
I then lodged a soft shell corn tortilla into my eye contact lense-style.
I'll keep her guessing which orifice is next...
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